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A phrase usually used by a bottom to express their want/desire for someone to be dominant with them and/or fuck them (probably roughly;).
Girl 1: “Oh god Michael b Jordan is so sexy, he could top me any day.”
by Shalissa008 February 8, 2020
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A term usually used by bottoms when expressing a want/desire they have for someone to be dominant with them and/or fuck them. Probably roughly ;)
Girl 1: “Oh god, Michael b. Jordan is so sexy, he could top me any any day.”
by Shalissa008 February 8, 2020
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Wanting someone to beat you up
He/She/They can top me any day!
by Teresa83 February 8, 2019
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top me off

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To have a female give you oral sex
by Streety February 6, 2004
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Top Me Off, Scotty

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A term used when you are drinking something like milk or apple juice with company, but you want to act like you're in a fancy bar lounge. So instead of asking for your buddy to fill your cup again you just say "Top me off, Scotty!"
bruh 1 : "Top me off, Scotty"
bruh 2 : "After 12 years of this friendship you still don't remember my name"

bruh 2 : *fills cup while crying*
by sonovabitch April 13, 2015
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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