to card

to check someone's ID in order to make sure they are old enough to drink alcohol.

He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.

We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.

by LilyChris09 May 30, 2017

Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 14, 2010

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Run To The Green Cards

A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)



Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.

We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.

Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards

Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny

by Kisstobell April 20, 2009

keep your cards close to your chest

Keep your plans only with you, be careful and do not tell to the wrong person. small mouth.

I´m leaving my job next year for a 6 months travel around the world, but should keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise your boss will fire you before next year.

by billy22012 October 17, 2013

play one's cards close to one's chest

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)

"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009