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THE SWANSON

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I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.
by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020
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The Swanson’s

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A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!
Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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The swantonmom

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Its when you are totally like beating your meat, and you stick your dick in her mouth and jizz down her throat. You then punch her in the stomach making her almost puke. Before she pukes from all the jizz and punching, and throw her to the ground. And then backflip, and land on her stomach, making her puke with all force right back onto her face. you then cuntpunt her, take all her money and leave. ( never calling her again )
So yeuh boii i was like on da streetzz pickin up some mad cush stacks, and then i saw this bitch tits, and she was all like. Yo homie to the shizz nigger, wanna nice blow job?" and then i was like "sure bitch tits, and then the swantonmom her. and took her money"
by g star raw zz GGGG lololol. 69 October 11, 2008
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