the herk

group of virgins who also fall a few feet short of 6ft, mostly jewish and indian. In order to join you must swear to be void of all female contact and swear to protect a spanish retard whos been playing a video game for 20 years and still cant win anything by himself.

Cant believe stacy rejected me because i barely reached her elbow just wait until the herk hears about this.

by SomebodyTellSoulwindThereIsntA August 17, 2019

The Herker

A charmer indeed, the herker is seductive and dangerous. Men are hypnotized by her presence, powerless to resist. She stalks her prey at night. Preferred hunting grounds are patronized by the wealthy and intoxicated (Vegas, perhaps?). Be advised: giving into the herker is costly. Blink, though, and you could miss her. Much like the chupacabra, rumors of real life encounters with the herker have become legendary, causing some to naively question whether she exists.

Whilst sitting at the bar drinking heavily, a young man senses the presence of this womanly beast. He turns to his comrade and whispers excitedly, “Dude, I think that’s the herker..."

by Rion, Fond & the Swell October 20, 2012