The Fez

When one of your friends decides to peace out abruptly and unexpectedly, usually leaving you with the tab, without a ride, etc... they pull "The Fez."

Justin: "Hey dude, Moe said he's down to be our DD tonight!
Andy: "Hell yeah!"
HOURS LATER...
Justin: Shit I'm drunk, where's Moe???
Andy: He left because he said he had to be up at 4:30am for church, now we have to get a cab!
Justin: Damn! He just pulled "The Fez!"

by MichaelVMayhem March 18, 2013

The Fez

To scream at someone or yell at them in anger.

"I did the Fez to a lady in the grocery store for bumping into me with her cart"

by Suge White October 27, 2007

the fez

The soon to be ruler of the world, surely?

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

The fez

a hat

bro you gonna wear the fez tonight?

by bfez September 16, 2022

The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.

Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.

by Ashen111 January 28, 2024

The Fezi Virus

The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.

Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.

by bobo122 November 22, 2019

The Fezsh

afro pubic hair

like the fury animal in your pants

by Fitsie June 7, 2003