The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
Get the The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister mug.The only living woman who embodies all the effortless beauty and grace of Princess Diana. Everyone she meets falls under her spell. Scientists have proven that you only need to be within 250 metres of her to experience the life-changing warm glow in your soul that she emits. The only known down-side of her perfect presence is the inevitable feeling that you’re a slightly worse person in comparison to her.
Wow, who’s that spicy chick over there? I feel like my life just changed.
It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess
Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?
It’s cold in her shadow, bro.
It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess
Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?
It’s cold in her shadow, bro.
by emanlaeresu January 6, 2023
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This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.
by agr3.14 May 24, 2018
Get the The Princess (sex position) mug.Shimaya, otherwise known as the princess of sarcasm, is currently the ruler of the Kingdom Of Sarcasm. She also works as the Grim Reaper, and she loves the colors pink, bright pink, magenta, and literally every shade of pink. She is currently married to Poo Poo Head (The King Of Sarcasm.) Shimaya is a very girly-girl. She loves dresses, makeup, jewelry and more. She's also very pretty.
Songie: Omg hey is that Shimaya princess of sarcasm?
Moony: Yes! Let's go bow to her! We love you Shimaya!
Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm: I will torture your souls in hell, because I am the grim reaper, unless you stop calling me "Shimaya". When will you learn that isn't my name.
Moony: Yes! Let's go bow to her! We love you Shimaya!
Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm: I will torture your souls in hell, because I am the grim reaper, unless you stop calling me "Shimaya". When will you learn that isn't my name.
by moonlilac_iii March 5, 2021
Get the Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm mug.A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
by LJorSomething November 16, 2024
Get the I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba mug.Catra is one of the main characters of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is the deuteragonist and a former antagonist. Starting out as a cadet in the Horde, Catra was soon promoted to the rank of Force Captain and eventually served as Hordak's second in command. After the invasion of the Galactic Horde, Catra briefly served as an agent of Horde Prime. After her reform, she became Adora's girlfriend.
She was raised by the dark sorceress Shadow Weaver along side her then best friend Adora. Shadow Weaver was a cruel and unforgiving mother figure, who would often times chastise, taunt, and mock her in front of Adora.
She was raised by the dark sorceress Shadow Weaver along side her then best friend Adora. Shadow Weaver was a cruel and unforgiving mother figure, who would often times chastise, taunt, and mock her in front of Adora.
“Hey, do you like Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power?”
“Yes, I comfort her a lot and relate a lot to her trauma.”
“Yeah, so did you know that i’m a therap-“
“Yes, I comfort her a lot and relate a lot to her trauma.”
“Yeah, so did you know that i’m a therap-“
by @luzkinno on Twitter May 23, 2021
Get the Catra from Shera and The Princess of Power mug.gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."
gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."
gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"
gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."
gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"
gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
by gerrychaos March 27, 2010
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