tent on

The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.

'hahaha check it man that guys got a massive tent on '

by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017

ten ton shit

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.

OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!

by Overell1338 October 27, 2008