suck eggs

1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.

by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 4, 2006

Suck eggs

Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go ‘suck eggs’ mate.

by Dank Dyl December 2, 2017

sucking eggs

Another way to say you suck balls

Anthony is an egg sucker he loves sucking eggs

by OLLY-A January 2, 2018

suck egg

Telling someone to suck on a egg, only the word egg. As they will look stupid sucking a egg.

Suck egg ali

by serivers May 25, 2011

you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005