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The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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stall shame

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The act of remaining in the stall long after the flush when someone else has entered the restroom, because that person does not wish anyone to associate them with the actions and/or smell which occurred there.
Experiencing some serious stall shame, Longwith sat quietly on the shitter, hoping that the other person would hurry up with the hand washing and leave.
by David 2008 June 17, 2007
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In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.

See also stall waiting
Sorry I'm late. I got stall stalled in the men's room on 34 by a couple of accounting assholes talking to each other at the urinals. The last thing I needed was to be asked how my day is going by some idiot with his dick in his hands.

I was in the corner stall trying to drop a deuce when Meyers from accounting walked in. I tried to stall stall but I couldn't hold it.
by upupdowndown January 12, 2009
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When you sit on the toilet for an extended period of time after taking a shit in a one stall, one urinal bathroom in order to avoid personal contact with the guy who has come in to piss.
I was just about finished up when someone came in to take a leak, so I had to do a stall stall until the guy left. He didn't wash his hands.
by mattybumpo November 18, 2011
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Stall Sniffle

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The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall
Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.
by Vjax October 9, 2016
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