Slored

The combination of being Sleepy and Bored

Man I was so slored at work today I didn't know what to do.

by Lump10670 January 13, 2009

slored

slored: when you have just been victimised or embarrased by a slore.

"You just got slored."

by paab-dog November 20, 2009

pee is stored in the balls

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

slore

when someone is such a slut and a whore you combine them because they're such an unbearable hoebag

damn it sally you're such a slore

by yourrrrrrmom June 28, 2017

pee is stored in the balls

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Shoreditch Samurai

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).

Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"

by Idonothing September 23, 2015

Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

remember pee is stored in the balls

by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019