sizer

A person that looks at other peoples genitals to compare with their own or others

Dude, why do you keep staring at my dick? Your suck a sizer!

by jigjuggla May 25, 2015

Sizers

he is everywhere

pls don't kill my family Sizers

by Sizers September 18, 2022

Pint-sizer

Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.

Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.

by Reel Smart January 10, 2011

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

Prick-Sizer

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.

Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.

by daytripa May 1, 2003

Sizer

A smelly dork that has huge eyebrows, curly hair and big square glasses.

Guy 1: yea that guy smells like shit it’s a smell I can’t quite describe but it is fucking awful

Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS

by jesuschrist100 March 27, 2023

Sizer

A totally stand up person. A genuine fluffball.

Hey man, that was real cool what you did there, yous a really Sizer.

by tally8 June 30, 2024