Schism

A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.

It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.

by Nobody you know May 26, 2004

schism

Really meaning a "great divide," but can also be used to describe the relationships among people. Occurs when one is mad at someone else or a group of people. Can be an interjection as well.

Thanks for standing me up! Now there is schism between us!

I hate you so much right now! Schism!

by Sammyhohoho June 14, 2005

schism

a person split apart from the catholic church.

He is a schism.
He has produced a schism in the Catholic society.
Schism by the band Tool is a good song but has rather repetitive riffs.

by useful idiot March 18, 2004

Schism

to pull a cat out of a fetal pigs liver and lick it then keep it as a pet forever and ever

it was my first schism, it was awesome dude!!

by Pete A File May 16, 2008

schism

short outburst of wanking simulation

when schismby tool is playin do it

by hippocrockapigman2 July 9, 2009

schism

skeet + jizz + -m = schism

cum, jizz, skeet, semen, baby batter, etc.

At church I witnessed a Catholic schism.

by Elijah, Dikembe, and Mordecai May 18, 2004

Schism

An act often preformed at Bibby's house parties.
A higer form of orgasm.
Take one look at Bill Kaulitz with his jeans really low. You'll get what I'm talking about.
Can also be used as (Or)Schismic

Cinabun told Man Whore he look Schismic in his black stapless dress.

2 people: Rockstar and Flashy

by JesterMayge March 19, 2009