Roo's Rear Eater

Somone who considers eating a kangaroo's ring piece (or cock)more acceptable than eating its tongue.

Did you hear Steve say that he wouldnt mind eating a Kangaroos arse? - or even its cock? Yeah hes a real Roo's Rear Eater is that mister Fletcher!!!

Normal people wouldnt do either.

by UK Greg November 24, 2006

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Roo Scratch

The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/

my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch

by DrChalky July 9, 2011

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pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)

roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"

roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"

roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"

roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"

ect...

by benannah July 21, 2009

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Roo Shambo

A competition in which one person challenges another to a contest of kicking each other in the nuts or male genitalia,the winner is determined by the one left standing. The object is to go first.

I want the last beer! Ok asshole...I'll roo shambo ya for it!

by tuckturbo November 9, 2011