pedowan

A type of character in the Star Wars character that has a sexual attraction to young padawin learners . Pedowans generally live solitary lives on the planet Pedooine in the Pedobah system mentioned briefly in Episode IV. It is debatable, but Qui-Gon Jinn might have been a pedowan, when he drugged and kidnapped young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Anus.

Dude, I think Anakin Skywalker is a pedowan.

No, he's just played by a shitty actor.

by cokemidget January 16, 2008

pedowan

A Japanese apprentice with lots to find out. Someone who isn't the wisest but is still skilled.

"you will learn in time pedowan."

by Josh Anderson November 1, 2006

Pedobank

A pedobank, is a bank into which you place girls into who are underage and would invest years in until they turn 18 and then screw them, similar to jailbate.

"Dude that girl is totaly going in my pedobank"
"She is like 12 dude"

by GreatandWise92 October 12, 2011

pedowari

An offensive slang for a person who is way too interested in "youth" or "young people" and drinks Sharif family's sweat as morning tonic. May or may not have a Rana Sanaullah tattoo on left butt cheek.
Other variations: ped-wari.

Youthful Ali: That bald guy with the tiger shirt is ogling and making noises at young people.
Bald guy with tiger shirt: Shair will fc*king you bad youthiyaaa!

Youthful Bilal: Let's alert the authorities. That's a pedowari.

by Youthful Pakistani June 24, 2023

pedovan

An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.

That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.

by Xidarian March 9, 2007

pedovan

A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.

Look at that pedovan!

by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018

PedoDan

A man? boy? commonly referred to as daddy or by the lesser known other synonymical definitions such as the slitherprick. He is legendary in almost every way and the father to several kids some of whom are his age others considerably younger. He is a rare specimen who can be scouted hiding in bushes around barnes common. Approach with caution! But don't worry he is very nice.

Classmate 1:Hey have you seen daddy.

Pedodan approaches silently in clandestine fashion
Classmate 2: DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYY

by boringguynumber2 April 25, 2020