hot ham on a kaiser 

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

hot ham on a kaiser by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Pick on Sam Kaiser day 

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

Pick on Sam Kaiser day by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021