by Zone6Legend November 22, 2010
Get the national geographicmug. Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.
by CCM January 26, 2006
Get the National Geographicmug. by Deano' July 13, 2007
Get the National Geographicsmug. Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
by CBianchi August 23, 2007
Get the national geographic tittiesmug. N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.
by M. Boogie September 9, 2006
Get the National Geographic nipplesmug. The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008
Get the national geographic titsmug. Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.
by Deedub310 May 20, 2019
Get the National Geographic Titsmug.