farmer's mistress 

Noun. A synonym for a sheep.

Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?

Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.

farmer's mistress by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

Denki's Mistress 

A huge Denki Simp who thinks they’ll meet him one day 🥲

Ex: The person who is writing this ;D

I’m Denki's Mistress— JIROU BETTER BACK UP

Denki's Mistress by DenkisMistress March 7, 2021

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

Mistress Save a Bro by DommeJay November 18, 2019

Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr 

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
  Valpyra
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Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood

Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr by harry gareth edward spaulding July 19, 2010

The Mistress of Seduction 

A game popular among the younger of the intelligence community. The game consists of 4 to 10 players of the same gender. You start by writing the names of people of the opposite gender(Usually In a relationship) on pieces of paper and you all take one at random. Once you have your name you have 72 hours (this time can vary) to sleep with (the goal can change) the last to succeed pays for dinner for everyone (can also change).

Let’s play “The Mistress of Seduction” for next weeks dinner.

The Mistress of Seduction by Charon1 December 4, 2020

Sinistrous Mistress 

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

Sinistrous Mistress by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

Soiled Mistress 

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

Soiled Mistress by codliveroilman May 13, 2013