kleptoed

1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it

omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...

by brownsuga April 28, 2006

Kleptoid

Half Iago, Half Fu Man Chu, All bastard!

'Look at that Kleptoid'

by 'Mitch' February 12, 2010

kleptoidiocracy

A form of government characterized by the purposeful appointment of half incompetent staff and half self interst directed personnel. The incompetents distract from the public good being looted.

The Kleptoidiocracy entertained and shookdown the public at the same time.

by littlebrownduck September 16, 2017

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019