Kirky

A slow minded person that can easily annoy friends and anyone in their vicinity. They often do things incredibly stupid and unexpected.

Damo's pulling a kirky at the moment, its giving me the shits.

by gazrea June 30, 2016

Kirky

Kirky the peg legged punter cuts aboot tokin his vape and sittin underneath dblock stairs

GIES MA SEAT BACK

Kirky

by Fynn tosser January 17, 2019

KIRKY

kirky is the god of lightweight, a kirky has the stomach of a goat and tends to whitey every time he smells alcohol.one blue wkd would make him whitey for a month, however kirky's weak stomach is respected and worshipped by all.

"Ew, Look at that lightwight who's just whiteyed"
"aw that's just Kirky!"
"KOOL!...legend."

by whiteywhitey May 18, 2010

Kirky

A guy with a large pole who uses it to wash 1st and 2nd floor windows without the need for a ladder.

tiz: "feck me Kirky, if I had a pole like that, I would consider some serious fornication."
bobbins: "call that a pole? my barty can get to the upper twelfth."
owd: "you missed a bit!"

by Mark. January 12, 2009

Kirky

Kirky is a cute nickname for a cute girl, kirky has the same ring as “baby” when you say it in a wanting-way

“Kirkyyyyy come over here”
“What do you wanna eat for dinner kirky?”
“Wyd kirky”
“omG kirky... are u serious”

by hongkongnumber1 October 15, 2018

Kirky

The feeling of being shot on the neck

"Enemy was being too Kirky, he got shot"

by Idkwhatoputheresooyipee September 27, 2025

kirky

a describing word used to refer to someone who is hard headed or contrastingly soft necked.

pls charlie I need this, my mom is kinda jd vance

get yo kirky ass out of here!

by Mark Zuck my berg November 26, 2025