My Nose Itches 

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

My Nose Itches by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

My peepee itches 

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

My peepee itches by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

My pp itches 

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance

Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis

My pp itches by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

It itches. 

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

It itches. by Nick D April 19, 2003

itchydog 

when mr brown unlocks the power of MingDynasty in Eurasia while eating Bombay pp

"bruh the itchydog is epic!!!111!!"
"you what some ham"

itchydog by XDbork January 21, 2019

Belly Itcher 

A Belly Itcher is lazy, inactive and sluggish. Belly Itcher can also mean someone who is very silly, giddy or foolish.

1. I invited Kelly over for dinner, but she is being a belly itcher, and is too lazy to come out.

2. Shami was acting like a Belly Itcher when she pulled that prank on me.

Belly Itcher by Alexia Silver December 9, 2008

My pp itches 

Usually said as an indicator that you have the symptoms of a genital infection and will probably die or lose all your money because of it.

Person 1: my pp itches

Person 2: I think you might have genital infection

Person 1: oops

My pp itches by Boot the hoot February 17, 2019