hosta

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.

Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta!
Elizabeth: I love left hosta!

by Mike P January 29, 2005

put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Hosian

A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.

Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!

by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016

hasta las quince

Used to define something that goes on forever, until very late, until the very end.

"la unica banda que toca hasta las quince!" - Oro Solido

by astronay November 16, 2016