Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

Holding Sausage by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

Holding Sausage by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

Holding Sausage by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003