grmpf

Expression of great disappointment and frustration.

Grmpf, i should have known!

by el_miipo June 28, 2022

Gripfast

The best damn boots in the world.

With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.

Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.

These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.

Mall goth: omg thos boots r so kewl, were did u git them?!?!!?!11!? hot topic@?!2/!?!?1

Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::

by The Mad Panda September 27, 2005

Grumpf

The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.

She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!

by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Grumpfungus

Someone who spreads grumpyness like a fungus. Usually a gross, annoying person.

Danielle is such a grumpfungus, seriously she just puts me in such a bad mood.

by GRUMPFUNGUS September 23, 2009

gumpf

Slang for random junk

i'm off to get rid of the gumpf on my computer

by god4000 June 3, 2005

gimpfrastructure

The people and processes required to reduce profitability and effectiveness in a company.

We've really been building an impressive gimpfrastructure at Fremulon Inc. In the past year alone we've added 4 SVPs, a Chief Innovation Officer, and a Chief Personnel Development Officer.

by zcl March 18, 2008

gampfem

a radical feminist who is too accommodating of transgender males and ultimately is a genderist who enforces female socialization, i.e. she is known for "simping for troon taint"

i don't follow gampfems, they enjoy tonguing troon taint

by cacaheadfem June 3, 2021