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1. To obtain or try to obtain by begging
2. To steal; filch
by The Rick April 16, 2003
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To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.
1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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get up on the head

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1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".
1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"
by BDOG47 May 27, 2017
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Get up on that cow!

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Go faster and get your stuff together
You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!
by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024
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Get one up on you

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Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it
by Jamie12356 October 26, 2010
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A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!
- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD
by horselicker666 November 8, 2010
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get it up and get it on

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the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking
I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...
by bongoman January 1, 2008
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