emptits

Tits which are empty and saggy.
Usually on older women.

Rick: "Checkout the emptits on that chick!"
Dan: "She probably never used a bra..."

by innoslang July 16, 2014

Empties East, Empties West

How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.

Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—

Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”

Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”

by the way, this was written on August 18, 2021

Empties

When something unfortunate has happened to someone, or they have to do something they would rather not, it leaves them with a sense of internal emptiness as a result.
OR
They are just really fucken pissed off.

Eddies' got the mass empties, he woke up and realised someone had stolen his darts. Empties for Eddie.

by EddieTheCookieMuncher445 May 4, 2022

empties

slang word for cans of empty beers, left over the next morning after a long night of solid partying.

"dude, help me get these empties in the trash before my parents get home!"

by see_oh February 18, 2009

empties bags

the large garbage bags that sit in the corner at a party. these bags will be filled with empty alcohol containers ("empties") such as busch light cans or majorska jugs. once the empties bag is full and the party is over, member of the party will fly down a side road and throw the bags in the air in such a way that they crash all over the road, and it is usually followed by someone yelling bink or i aint goin back to jail. the next day the ones who threw the bags will go back and visit the cans or jugs all over the road and laugh.

"yo i just threw mad empties bags on hopper, it was epic"

"we get crunk, off beer, its busch light, EMPTIES BAGS" (sung to the tune of we fly high)

"yo mayn fill up the bags, i got empties on my mind"

by jimmy duncans crew February 4, 2007

Emptius Giddicus

A person who would not eat anything. Nope. Nothing. Never.

"This is a great example of an Emptius Giddicus" jack pointed to a garbage can
"Not true. It eats garbage" Juan said
"-_-" Jack Died.

by An Agreeable Stick December 28, 2021

Empty / Empties

Empty can of beer. Seldom found alone, it prefers the company of other 'empties' and has even been known to socialise with other brands.

1) Where do I put my empty?
2) Throw your fuckin empties out the window
3) Throw your empties on Mick's lawn when we drive past..heheheheheh

by Berserker December 8, 2004