Eat the meat 

Term used for an act of oral sex performed on a male.

Sam was delighted to find our his girlfriend had a penis. He was finally able to eat the meat.

Eat the meat by J.oxlong April 13, 2021

eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008

eat the meaties 

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

eat the meaties by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

Eatthemeatbalz_7 

An old black man from Alabama who likes anime

human man: yo dawg, I think your son got Eatthemeatbalz_7

Indiana man: yes

Eatthemeatbalz_7 by lionel bergen April 9, 2020