Drew's Law

Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;

Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors

Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above

Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?

Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?

Drew: Not anymore

by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018

Drew's Mom

1. A cheap and profitable source of sex.
2. See cum-dumpster.
3. The eighth wonder of the world.
4. Quite hot.

Those who haven't "met" Drew's Mom are in the minority.

by Garth Brown December 14, 2008

Drew's Shame

Having one's scutepipe plundered in a deserted car park.

Poor old McIvor has taken a dose of Drew's Shame. His arse looks like a firework exploded in it.

by Shin O'Shine September 5, 2006

Drew’s Argentinian Grandpa

Literally every video’s patreon end card has this
I am literally dying because of this

*Random patreon follower*
DREW’S ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA
*Another random patreon follower*

by Dead Bart April 10, 2023

Drew’s Dick

Drew’s dick is SOO long and GIRTHY

Aye damo u seen Drew’s dick? “Yeah cunt Drew’s dick makes girl cream on spot”

by Thejuicypuss42069 April 6, 2021

Drew's luck

An obscene amount of luck in which everything is given to the person on pure coincidence and luck.

"So I dug out this stone right here and found three 9 veins of diamond on Y 62."

"How tf, oh right you have Drew's luck."

"Oh look this village has a natural iron golem farm."

"Of course it does."

by Theoretical Archives May 28, 2023

Drew's Sugar Rush Queens

Name given to a small group of ardent followers of TikTok influencer Andrew "Drew" Wright. Affectionately named for Drew's boundless energy, Drew's Sugar Rush Queens are a group of dynamic women brought together by their love and care for all things Chef Drewski as well as support for one another. The SRQ's subscribe to good vibes only with zero tolerance for drama and negativity.

Drew's Sugar Rush Queens love and support Drew unconditionally and commit to being there when he needs them the most.

by KatieShark July 23, 2021