director's cut 

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.

director's cut by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

director's cut 

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".

Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."

director's cut by corrino2000 December 28, 2007

director's cut 

3 crazy guys that run a radio show about movies, and a little bit more!

A LITTLE BIT MORE= "we bought dan an action figure for chrisatmas and the....."

MOVIES= " one missed call DONT SEE IT"

were the director's cut

director's cut by scooby! January 19, 2008

Director’s Cut 

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.

Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.

Director’s Cut by Pansy Nelosi June 29, 2022

Video Game Director's Cuts

An awesome flash website with some of the best video game flash parody movies on the web.
www.videogamedc.net

Video Game Director's Cuts is where you can relive your pixeled past.

Video Game Director's Cuts by Master Yoshi February 11, 2004

DIRECTORS CUT 

WHEN YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAD HAPPENED!

HEY BRO, DID YOU SAY THAT I TOOK THE FATEST CHICK IN THE BAR HOME LAST NIGHT? MAN, I MUST HAVE HAD A DIRECTORS CUT.

DIRECTORS CUT by THE MIC October 4, 2008

Directors cut 

When stomach has a crease line in abdomin ‘as if’ self suck happened and made it.

Look he has a directors cut from sucking his own dick I guess? Didn’t you?

Directors cut by Jdidhdheidhd May 13, 2022