BYOD: BRING YOUR OWN DANCEFLOOR!
When you roll up into a spot that has no designated dance
floor and you throw it down like you're in mother f'n Ibiza, it's your
birthday and
50 Cent's "In Da Club" just came on.
In a venue with no visible dance
floor:
Onlooker 1:
Dude, they're dancing like mofos!?!
Onlooker 2: And your point is?
Onlooker 1: This is a restaurant!
Onlooker 2: All good
man, must be BYOD!
*high five*
*doves*
*wind machine*
*smoke machine*
*lazers*
*shades*
*deal with it*