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A Pineapple

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-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.
Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!
by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016
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Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.
In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?
by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018
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put a pineapple on it

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what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!
by Sophia V. April 29, 2020
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trip on a pineapple

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To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.
Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.
by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006
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sit on a pineapple

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Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock
Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.
by Hojololol July 8, 2016
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got a pineapple

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when you get a pineapple put up your ass after fucking up at work.
fucking hell old mate got a pineapple for fucking up the service schedule.
by Old Diamond February 14, 2022
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