what the dick

used in place of what the fuck

what the dick!! where the dick did he come from

by lazymuhaha July 29, 2003

What The Dick

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".

What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?

by WTDI August 26, 2012

What the Dick

a replacement for fuck.Can be used in a positive manner or negative.

"yo what the dick,my car ran out of gas"

by ObieWanBitches March 3, 2009

What the dick?

A variation of "what the fuck?"

It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.

"Guys, what the dick? I think I left my wallet back at the bar"

by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012

What the dick punch?

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!

Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"

by Zratz3 November 8, 2015

what the dick you say

When someone says something stupid

What the dick you say Michael

by D4207 December 10, 2016

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021