by DankZenyx April 11, 2020
Get the Valorant mug.Valorant is counter-strike and overwatch's accident.
by Zernaie April 9, 2020
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by blonkyy January 20, 2022
Get the valorant mug.Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
by Juicy0001 March 24, 2022
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by Tdycubinobs April 9, 2020
Get the valorant mug.Valorant is an upcoming free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Riot Games. It is the first game Riot Games has developed in the genre. The game was first announced with the codename Project A in October 2019. It plans to release in Summer 2020.
It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.
Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.
Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
Bob: Aye, mate, you got a Valorant key yet?
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
by TheSingleCell April 9, 2020
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Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
by kufye February 8, 2021
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