Tuur

Tuur is an amazing guy, he just fixes everything. If you're lucky enough to meet a tuur problems will go away. Together with his mouse, he cooks a lot of delicious meals. He does this without a microwave, but in big bowls for bbqs. Sheesh. He also has curls.

Omg is that a linguini? No it's a Tuur!

by izagaj April 30, 2021

Tuur

Tuur is a guy with the biggest cock in the world, he can make a female moan louder than that one retard in call of duty voice chat.

The multiverse is an ant compared to Tuur’s cock

by you're favourite 6digit January 21, 2022

Tuur

A tall guy with crazy hair. Everything what he says is a joke and you cant take him seriously.

Tuur: my mom just died

Random guy: good one

by Spayfast October 05, 2017

Tuur

Is a guy with a massive shlong and has the ability to pull any girl he wants.

girl: wauw look at that Tuur i just know he has a massive shlong and has the ability to pull me
tuur: hey

girl : *pisses herself*

by SpACECHiKcckEen November 26, 2021

Tuur

He’s super beautiful but that’s normal because it’s in the family you know;). He is also very funny you can laugh every time with him

Tuur is hot!

by Barrie batsbak October 22, 2019

tuur

The white version of a black guy

Wow he steals all the nice girls he must be a tuur

by Tuuriseenjood January 28, 2018

tuur

Tuurlijk

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by Tuurlijk February 28, 2018