Toelanges

Toelanges would be the foot version of Phalanges (fa-lan-ges); fingers.

I dropped a hammer on my foot, breaking my Toelanges

by Caseymaeve December 29, 2021

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Toelingus

Foreplay that features someone licking their partners toes for sexual arousal. Featured in one of BLR's videos.

I gave her toelingus and she loved it.

by Lost_in_translation August 30, 2016

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by JellyMusicallies <--subscribe July 12, 2018

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A Fucking Retard

That guy is a telenges.

by Hoorah POop February 24, 2018

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Toelingus

Instead of putting in the work with your tongue you get tired and send in the "B" team and continue to tickle her clit with your toe

'Man Ray , she was taking FOREVER to get her lady nut so I had to get her to the finish line by giving her Toelingus'
~ ~ Also a "made up word" used on YouTube's B.L.R.

by ROOFINGOD March 30, 2017

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The longest word you will ever see in english history

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by Justpassingbyb2 July 1, 2022

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