The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

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That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

by B477y March 29, 2019

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The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

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the who was fucking your girl while you were out.

the milk man ruined my marriage

by allen s December 20, 2008

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Milk Man

The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.

The milk man is fuckin pissed.

by Corey Wagner April 14, 2005

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