The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

The Madden

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.

"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"

by AJP86 October 28, 2008

The Madden Challenge

Splitting a 30pk while playing 15min quarters. Before time expires all of the beer MUST be gone. It's really not about winning or losing, just the respect you get for finishing the challenge.

"Why are you so drunk and covered in salsa?" I just did the madden challenge bruh"

A dirty rack and Madden 12' means only one thing THE MADDEN CHALLENGE!!!!!!!

by effinspubandgrill September 23, 2011

The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.

Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!

by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021

The Madden Special

Where your blowing out a girl from the back and your brother slaps a piece of cheese on her ass. You nut on the cheese and make the girl take a bite.

I had The Madden Special today. I didn't know that's what my cheese needed.

by DecibelDeitz June 1, 2020

The Scott Madden

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.

“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

by ChoomahSupreme May 6, 2019

The Madsen

The best GameFAQS user of all time. Has survived multiple warnings and one banning. He can usually be found at the Sports & Racing General Board. Dont piss him off though, because he will own your ass.

www/RCTrackstar/ARod13/PenningtonNY10: OMG! I r00l im teh Yankees fan! Im right ur rong lolez!!1!!one!11!1!!1!

The Madsen: *commences a pwning fit for kings*

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004