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When your parents are out of town and no one is home
Yooo, just got the free for the weekend. Slide thru !!
by pimpdaddypizzalover69 May 31, 2016
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When your parents or older guardian is not home.
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Also known as Wal-Mart, due to the fact that it is extremely easy, and common, for people to shoplift there.
"I need some lighters but I'm broke as fuck" - Poor college kid #1

"Dude, just go to The Free Store and take some" - Poor college kid #2
by chafenstrafe July 20, 2011
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The Free People Affect

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n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.
clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...

aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.

clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.

aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!

clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?

bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013
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A hillarious radio show that broadcasts out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is hosted by Gregg "Free Beer" Daniels, Chris "Hot Wings" Michels, Eric (Zeitunian) Zane, and Joe "Producer Joe" Gassmann, Jr. It's the BEST radio show ever and WAY better than those Bob and Tom idiots. www.freebeerandhotwings.com Please Listen!!!
I was listening to The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show this morning and laughed so hard I burst a kidney.
by The Alex Basso March 19, 2008
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The Free Speech Maneuver

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A situation in when a person comments on another person's comment/opinion/statement/sentence and that other person claims they "have free speech and a right to an opinion" but then makes a biased claim stating that because of their free speech rights, that person should respect and not make comments about their comment/opinion/statement/sentence. Little does that person know is that Free Speech is a double standard.
Person 1: "I don't like black people."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."

Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"

Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."
by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014
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