The Stamos

A majestic penis with a beautiful head, irresistible to women & hypnotizes them into performing oral sex or any sexual activity in general

Friend: How did you get her to blow you on the first date?
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!

by Johnny Stamos January 17, 2018

The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025