Passionate yet slightly uncomfortable cuddling, typically performed by two men, however the sprinkles are completely platonic. The sprinkler is the one who initiates the sprinkles while the sprinkled receives said sprinkles.
by I handled this handle June 30, 2017
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Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.
Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?
Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.
"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?
Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.
"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012
Get the Skip the sprinkles mug.The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
Get the Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake mug.A sexual act where the receiveing partner holds a sprinkled donut up to their desired orifice. This is to make a target for getting nailed in the ass.
Dave: "Micah, what did you do last night?"
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
by hot sprinkles February 28, 2011
Get the hit it in the sprinkles mug.A phrase used once something is completed. It originated from adding sprinkles to dessert after they were completed in easy bake ovens.
Lucy: The cake is done!
Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
or...
Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails
Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
or...
Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails
Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
by LeoTheTruth August 23, 2012
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Get the Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th mug.A dance that utilizes multiple parts of your body. You take your left or right hand and put it on the back of you head with your elbow sticking out on the side. Then take your other arm, stick it straight out and move it up and down. Oscillate your entire body quickly. This is The Sprinkler. Very funny, fun, and amusing to watch or do, especially when chanting, "Do the sprinkler, do the sprinkler..."
by Vin Fata November 17, 2004
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