The Machine

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

by Duff's Beer October 2, 2018

The Machine

Anything that alters your decisions other than your own mind
for example...
the government
school
style
race
internet (to a certain degree)
genre
music (but thats still cool)

1. Rage against the machine has no genre because they are ragin against the machine

by Eazy728 October 8, 2008

The Machine

Nickname for current Laker backup guard Sasha Vujacic given by legendary Laker commentator Stu Lantz.

"The Machine launches a 3 from the corner and...it's GOOD!!!"

by calTR0N June 23, 2008

the machine

the government

fuck the machine

by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003

The Machine

mascot of pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, Brian Wilson. First seen during a Skype session with Chris Rose where the machine, a man dressed like the gimp, walked in the background. It has since become an inside joke with Brian and all his fans and as he said at the world series parade, "Wheres the Machine?"

The Machine is a man of few words.

by AlexHodge November 12, 2010

The Machine

Some one with more power then you, more money, or just better then you.

Fight the machine!!

Break away from the machine

by [e-mail] December 26, 2004

the machine

Derogatory term for laptops. Used often in classes involving American history.

SHUT THE MACHINE NOW OR I'M GONNA HANG YOU ON THE FLAG POLE!

by BakingLemurs April 29, 2010