twea

Shorthand for Twisted Iced Tea, an incredibly popular and delicious hard beverage. Known to the ancient greeks as ambrosia, this godly nectar will keep you young and tight forever.

"Bro, tweas are a total pussy drink"
"Fuck you, idiot"

by Mr. Twea July 18, 2017

Tweas

Slang for twisted tea

Got fucked up on Tweas Saturday night with the boys

by Davg July 10, 2022

Twea King

The one who is all knowing and Superior to the twisted tea

Oh Brendyn, he was the king of the party…he’s so wise , he’s the Twea King

by Ryan_m-9 September 25, 2021

Twea Chump

Someone who “does not like beer” and will let you know they only do Twisted Tea.

Friend 1: Bro you tryna split this 30 rack of Busch?
Friend 2: Nah I got myself some tweas, plus I don’t like beer.
Friend 1: You’re such a twea chump.

by Enlightenment11 September 01, 2022

Twisted Tea (twea)

The fucked up drama

The action of twisted tea (twea) means that you are getting ready to tell someone some fucked up drama that just happened with Becky and Kyle two seconds ago

by hoodratTEA February 22, 2019

Two Twea Zah

Your friend who gets a little too hammered from two Twisted Teas. And he’s absolutely nic sick off the Geek Bar

Two Twea Zah will never be able to out-drink me.

Do you want to go share a tea with Two Twea Zah?

by marshmello999 December 20, 2024

Twea

Smellie Hatfield’s drink of choice

Happy Twea Tuesday! Drink up retards!

by MarkTd October 18, 2022