Timbers

A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.

The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?

by ECSTID January 13, 2012

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

camp tall timbers

the greatest place on earth

"I wanna go someplace awesome, I'll go to Camp Tall Timbers, not Timberridge"

by tha fang September 28, 2008