speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.

“Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”

by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021

Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.

Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021

anal speedbump

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Saginaw Speedbump

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

San Francisco Speedbump

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

Arizona Speedbump

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Speedbump

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

by vegan pudding February 3, 2008