the saddest thing

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.

Philippe Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?
Lie Bot: The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.

by clintiskeen February 27, 2014

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021

The Saddest Man Alive

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.

Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.

by unknown solja January 7, 2004

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

saddest yeehaw

Me

“I am the saddest yeehaw around”

by the saddest yeehaw February 18, 2020

Saddest sound

The sound a straw makes when you are at the end of a milkshake. That blurp blurp noise.

While eating, and enjoying a shake at Nifty Fifties in Delco, the straw in the shake makes the saddest sound.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023