Riley's Law

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.

The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.

by EvysTruth March 27, 2023

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Riley's Wager

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.

Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"

by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011

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Raley's Law

The Law of the Universe that states: Every hot girl you know/meet already has a boyfriend that is nowhere near as cool as you.

Man 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick over there, I think I might go try my luck."
Man 2: "Don't bother dude, remember Raley's Law."
(Man 1 tries his luck, gets denied)
Man 1: "Dude! She had a boyfriend, and he was a total tool!"
Man 2: "I tried to tell you, Raley's Law never fails!"

by HammaTyme July 30, 2010