ragman's coat

Large and untidy labia

"Great girl, but flaps like a Ragman's Coat"

by Marc Jones September 4, 2003

ragman's trumpet

A trumpet played by a rag and bone man

He wants fucking with a ragman's trumpet

by disloyal subject February 22, 2012

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Rahman's Chef

a 4ft10 Asian whore who is deprived by 50 black men and doesn't know how to cook.

Shit, Rahman's Chef is online, I have to be careful or else I will get banned......sensitive bitch

by Mandel innit llol June 11, 2021

ragman's coat

A hairy, untidy pubic hair region on a female... a big ol' bush

I met a nice girl at the pub, but when i got her home and took her knickers off, i realized she had a nasty ragman's

by Johnny Eyeball June 11, 2003

Raylan’s Love Handles

A fat orc who had love handles and Elvis Presley Hair

Josh is the Next Raylan’s Love Handles

by johnPrk90 January 6, 2026

Rayan Shonowo

Rayan is the most sussy fifa player he can never beat his homies like myt and yes gang king yes yes

Rayan Shonowo is so sus

by Yeahjustarandomyes December 30, 2021