Puck-Bunny

Female typically named Samantha with severe daddy issues. The ons are flippers, rage, and enforcers. Has slept with a large percent of the minor league players.

Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.

by PuckBunny39 December 10, 2023

puck bunny

from canadian slang. a woman who goes to hockey games for the sole purpose of fucking one of the players.

having gang-banged the entire Sudbury Wolves roster, Tammy earner the label "puck bunny"

by lungpig June 18, 2003

puck bunny

A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.

Cant stand 'em puck bunnies

by Paul February 6, 2004

Puck Bunny

a girl that goes to hockey games hoping to score with one of the players

"That girl is only at the game to scope out the guys. She's such a puck bunny"

by Brittany*HI-YO May 9, 2006

Puck bunny

A "hockey fan," usuaully female, who only likes the sport because they hope to/already slept with the players on a team, and generally knows nothing about it. Or pretty much any girl that only like the Penguins because they have Sidney Crosby.

What's you favorite thing about hockey?
The hott players.
You're such a puck bunny.

If the Penguins ever trade Crosby, I won't like them anymore.
Puck bunny.

by Benji. April 27, 2007

puck bunny

n., usually a female, in her teens or young 20s who could care less what the score of a hockey game is. Void any girl who plays hockey herself. Also, a female who may not attend the games, but the parties instead, and hooks up with a guy just because he plays hockey.

Brooke's not a puck bunny, she plays hockey and has only ever hooked up with one of them! Megan, on the other hand...

by Weeohhh November 5, 2006

puck bunny

aka the hockey team ho

at my school ive been called the puck bunny or the hockey team ho, what can i say... hockey players are HOTT

by RedHotItalianLover February 23, 2004