There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016

Evan's Pee Pee

He has a small pee pee and WILL stab you ( not with the pee pee it's to small)

Wow Evan's Pee Pee Is SO SMALL look girls it's like a tic tac.

by Evan Senpai October 2, 2018

Micky Pee's

n. Sexual act; When two men stand on opposite sides of a girl and urinate upwards, allowing the urine to fall down onto the girl in the shape of two "golden arches."

A play on McDonald's or Micky Dee's

Rob and I totally got to pull a Micky Pee's on Sarah last weekend.

by Paperfilm January 21, 2009

pee wee's big adventure

One of the greatest films to watch when you're stoned.

Oh man, watching Pee Wee's Big Adventure when you're stoned is one of the coolest things to do!

by SuperSonicX September 20, 2005

Brother's pee

The act of multiple males using one toilet at the same time to unirate. Generally requires the men the share a very close connection, either by blood or by fraternity.

(Multiple males at party) I've got to piss. Me too. Me too. Brother's pee.

by pauliejr October 6, 2006

Pee Wee's playhouse

A show starring Pee Wee Herman. A very bizzare show aimed torwards young children, but actually has various sexual meanings behind it.

This show replaced Mission Hill on Adult Swim in 2007. This is the show that many people go find something else to do when it's on, and wait for a better show like family guy to come on.

Pee Wee's playhouse is not cool.

by Pee Wee's playhouse June 23, 2008

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020