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Omar’s theory of relativity

When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever
Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?

Omar’s Law

Omar’s Law states:
Everything is wrong. I am correct
...what an ass.
Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
Omar’s Law by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Omkar Shelar 

A fart blaster, an absolute danger to neighbouring nations & communities
Aka Hitler of 21st Century.....Be aware of this apocalyptic creature, might suffocate you to death someday....Keep Distance
Massacre was caused by Omkar Shelar in a Gas Chamber
Omkar Shelar by Dirty Omkar February 9, 2022

Omar salama vlog's 

A man that do video for money and he is very bad at it !
He can also breath underwater

He is a legend !
He hacked is own account and said that our god MELLEEK had done it !
what a shitty man !
This guys is so hatefull we could name him Omar salama vlog's
Omar salama vlog's by Jesuisunfoutre September 15, 2019
That kid that always acts tough and acts like a gangster. YOU get on his bad side, he gonna dog on you on Fortnite.
Ishmeet: You finna run duos with me
Omar s: Lets 1v1 im about to dog on you
Omar S by DRAKOLESSGO January 20, 2022

Omar’s Lexi

A 07’ Lexus that wasn’t with us for a long time but for a good time.

Omar’s Lexi wasn’t just a Lexi, behind that badge was a beast of a 3.3L v6 engine.

R.I.P
Omar’s Lexi did the sickest front wheel burnouts in front of subway back in 2022
Omar’s Lexi by Ross_giver June 19, 2022