Skip to main content

krispy kreme supreme 

The sexual performance when a man places a krispy kreme doughnut on his erected penis and either: dances around swinging his dong in a clock-wise rotation, makes a sprint around town screaming "KRISPY KREME SUPREME!", or has anal sex (hopefully with an opposite sex partner) until the doughnut flattens like a pancake takes it off his penis then throws it like a discus at his partners face. Consumption is mandatory by atleast one of the partners thereafter.
Nick finished his studio work early on a wednesday evening, so he decided to use his time wisely by performing the Krispy Kreme Supreme in the mirror.

Sponsored by Krispy Kreme

When someone glazes someone too much or is glazing in general

It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts
The media: “wow, isn’t Victor Wembanyama so dreamy? Isn’t literally the best? He’s already better than MJ AND LeBron”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”